Saturday, 13 October 2007

Post-orgasmic etiquette

Sorry, something that just occurred to me, a message to all heterosexual men:

Never, ever under any circumstances, right after a sex session (and I mean RIGHT after, all sweaty and catching your breath...), mock your partner's moans and sounds during orgasm; that is, if you EVER plan on sleeping with her again. If you fancy a kick in the gonads, then go right ahead. You know who you are, you impotent wanker!!

And while we're at it, I hope I NEVER meet another man who "doesn't like" going down on a woman. You are unnatural and selfish. I hope you never have sex again!

Yours as always,
Sassy

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